Illegal Eye Cream

Baby spent a few minutes this morning searching for European eye creams online.

"They have better stuff that is illegal in the U.S.," he explained. "I hate the FDA, always getting in Baby's way."

Fizzy-O's

Baby's snack tip of the week:
If you put an Oreo in your mouth and take a sip of Diet Coke, the white filling fizzes on your tongue. "I call it a Fizzy-O's," Baby said. "I have been making Fizzy-O's all day - I'm on my third can."

Hell's Kitty

Baby took a stroll through his beloved neighborhood today after reading a New York Times article about the surge of gay residents in Hell's Kitchen.

A Brand is Born

Baby took the first step toward branding his men's line today, ordering a batch of purple labels that read "Joseph Stuart." Expect to see the purple tags on your favorite clothes and accessories soon.

Men Should Wear Floral

Baby was fast at work on a new line of men's accessories - including vests, ascots and bow-ties. He was using 100 percent pure silk with a floral embrodery. "Men need to learn how to rock floral embroidery," he said.

Shelves Above the Fridge?

Only in a home built for the tallest of Babies would a shelf above the fridge be feasible.

Today our hero purchased wood from Dyke's Lumber, which he painted and mounted with Victorian wall props.

"I was thinking of buying wall board from Home Depot, but they didn't offer the simplest of cutting services," said Baby. "Since they offered to cut the board for me, I got wood at Dyke's."

Baby Takes Flight

In a moment of airborne whimsy, Baby felt the wind beneath his wings with a pair of plastic flaps.

"I'm a plane!" he exclaimed, as he dipped and weaved in front of a wind machine at a children's science museum.

After 20 minutes, he put the flaps aside and re-fueled with a bag of chocolate gummies.