Baby Finds a Stand-in Boyfriend

Frustrated with lack of attention from his current boyfriend, Baby built a look-alike companion replete with blonde hair and preference for pizza (much like his real-life boyfriend).

Grabbing a wig from the closet, he stretched the haipiece over a memory-foam knee pillow which supposedly resembled his boyfriend's face. After cuddling with the new boyfriend in the morning, he served lunch and promised to bring him to The Strand bookstore to sell a collection of old books.

Baby Loves New England

Baby took his first trip to New England this week, visiting the charming harbor town of Portsmouth, New Hampshire. He liked the market square, the draw bridge and the town's natural goods shop, where he sampled too much Vitamin C and informed the owner (with pal Andrea) that the natural licorice tasted awful. He also liked driving a rental car - a Chevy Aveo that he nicknamed the Chevy Areola - but didn't like the traffic on the Massachusetts Turnpike.

"They should call it 'Passachusetts'," he said. "All you should do it pass through it."