Who knew a recent trip to the Natural History Museum in New York City could lead to a Bible lesson from Baby? Strolling through the dinosaur exhibits on the fourth floor, he spiced up an other wise lackluster fossil tour with a smattering of prehistorical facts."Jeebus came to earth to destroy the dinosaurs," advised Baby, pointing to a reconstructed tricerotops. "He saved us from our sins and the threat of human extinction at the hands of carnivorous beasts. Jeebus came to stand for mercy, forgiveness and upright vertebrae."
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In honor of Jebus, Joseph, Dinosaurs, I went out, forthrightly, to attend Mass for Palm Sunday, and while I was there, I picked up a bunch of palms and fashioned them into a Palmosaurus named Paul.
Okay, so I didn't really get my palms by attending Mass. I ran in the back door, stole some palms, and went to get a sausage omlette. Paul the Palmosaurus shook his head in sorrow.
I went there on a school field trip once... we didn't learn about Jeebus though... I guess that's because it wasn't a Catholic school.
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