Herman

My life with Baby

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Freedom Lemons



Baby resumed his life of lemon thievery today, pulling four choice fruits from a community tree.

"I deny nothing," he said. "Lemons are a basic right."

It has been two years since Baby's last run-in with the Home Owners Association. The new infraction will likely pass unnoticed since most residents were attending July 4 BBQs at the time.

"My fight against autocratic rule is not unlike the Declaration of Independence made by our forefathers 286 years ago," he said. "My landlord pays dues to the HOA, and I can't abide by taxation without lemontation."