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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Baby Ponders Halloween

As October 31 approaches, Baby is contemplating a costume for the first time in his career as a New Yorker.

While last year's dress-up involved a paltry application of glitter to the eyelids, he is considering the oft-forgotten banana for 2005. One of his favorite peel-able fruits, the banana boasts a form factor that compliments his lithe build.

Should he be the banana? Or should he consider his options--a tree, a celery stalk; perhaps a simmering kilbasa?

Note: Costume does not come with smoothie coupon girl from the Flatiron district.

3 Comments:

At 10:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a he could be a tall, handsome Republican?

 
At 4:36 PM, Anonymous Reb said...

What about a Daniel-Son from Karate Kid? I hear he can kick ass, particularly homeless people's...

 
At 4:38 PM, Blogger Joey said...

Not a bad idea. Ralph Macchio's roguish charm will fit well with Joseph's Italian background.

 

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