Baby lamented the slumping trading markets today. "The stocks are just going down, down, down," he said, reviewing his portfolio. "I'm losing dollars and dollars on this," he added. "I may lose the $15 nest egg I built from my eBay earnings."
After glancing at a WSJ headline explaining part of the downfall ( Stocks Drop on Philly Fed Report), he grew concerned for his growing company. "NOOOOO! Philly Fed may devastate Giggle Butts Holding Co."