Saturday, August 25, 2007

Baby Finds a Stand-in Boyfriend

Frustrated with lack of attention from his current boyfriend, Baby built a look-alike companion replete with blonde hair and preference for pizza (much like his real-life boyfriend).
Grabbing a wig from the closet, he stretched the haipiece over a memory-foam knee pillow which supposedly resembled his boyfriend's face. After cuddling with the new boyfriend in the morning, he served lunch and promised to bring him to The Strand bookstore to sell a collection of old books.

4 comments:

Erin said...

Inanimate objects always took care of my Joey cravings too.

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Amy said...

Cool! Could he also stand-in for you at work?

Joey said...

Amy, one imagines any dummie can learn how to do PR, so the answer is yes!