Herman

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Friday, April 07, 2006

Jesus Killed the Dinosaurs?

Who knew a recent trip to the Natural History Museum in New York City could lead to a Bible lesson from Baby? Strolling through the dinosaur exhibits on the fourth floor, he spiced up an other wise lackluster fossil tour with a smattering of prehistorical facts.

"Jeebus came to earth to destroy the dinosaurs," advised Baby, pointing to a reconstructed tricerotops. "He saved us from our sins and the threat of human extinction at the hands of carnivorous beasts. Jeebus came to stand for mercy, forgiveness and upright vertebrae."

3 Comments:

At 6:21 PM, Anonymous KP said...

In honor of Jebus, Joseph, Dinosaurs, I went out, forthrightly, to attend Mass for Palm Sunday, and while I was there, I picked up a bunch of palms and fashioned them into a Palmosaurus named Paul.

Okay, so I didn't really get my palms by attending Mass. I ran in the back door, stole some palms, and went to get a sausage omlette. Paul the Palmosaurus shook his head in sorrow.

 
At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Tim said...

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At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Tim said...

I went there on a school field trip once... we didn't learn about Jeebus though... I guess that's because it wasn't a Catholic school.

 

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