Herman

My life with Baby

Monday, July 04, 2005

My anniversary with Baby

It's Tuesday. Three happy years spanning Salt Lake to NY. What should I get him? He's been hinting about a diamond palm tree from Tiffany's, but I know it would get wrapped in a box and packed under the bed, reserved for special viewings.

4 Comments:

At 11:59 PM, Anonymous Sarah said...

May I suggest a swift kick in the ass?

 
At 12:00 AM, Anonymous Sarah said...

Or, perhaps anything Gucci.... He's crazy for all those G's.

 
At 11:00 AM, Anonymous amy g. said...

Commission your own Warhol-like portrait to hang next to his.

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger Joey said...

Joseph suggested that I get a second portrait of himself for my side of the bed, as a nice compliment to the framed childhood photos of himself he has arranged on my night table.

 

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