Thursday, June 30, 2005

Bad Hair

Joseph's hair was fashioned into a perfect fop this morning, but he claims it was ruined before he made it down the stairs to the sidewalk. Humidity! It is hot in the city, people. Now he's thinking of skipping Italian class to prevent others from seeing the dampened fop. How can he preserve his coif in this weather? Any tips?


A local hairdresser said...

I recommend Crisco. It works every time.

Joey said...

Thanks, we'll stop using egg whites now.