Herman

My life with Baby

Monday, June 20, 2005

Introducing Joseph Stuart

Allow me to introduce Joseph Stuart, whom I will also refer to as "Baby." Joseph is my boyfriend. We live together in a cozy studio in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood. Joseph is currently penning a novel about his tragic days and small triumphs over adversity. He is 24 years old and quite a talented designer. By day he's an advertising assistant, but at night he dons his kaftan and wafts around our apartment, making it more fashionable and clean. More on Baby to come...

7 Comments:

At 2:14 PM, Anonymous sarah said...

Dear Blog Writer.

Please post a picture of Baby in the Kaftan. Also, any pictures that may or may not be above your bed.

Thank you-

A concerned midwestern librarian.

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger Joey said...

Pictures will be forthcoming of said kaftan, any thing that might be hanging over the bed. Stay tuned for the Baby files...

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger Benjamin said...

I remember that trip to the Pier of the Navy. Remember that goth club?

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger Joey said...

Chicago goths were a different breed. Too much starch in their diets.

 
At 5:14 PM, Anonymous Sarah said...

Listen up joe- there is too much starch in every chicagoan's diet. That and too many pork products...

 
At 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm confused...does he make the kaftan more fashionable and clean, or the apartment? Please clarify.

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger Joey said...

The apartment--it's impeccable at all times. The kaftan's cleanliness goes without saying.

 

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